Best of Oh-Six
Now that we're nearly a full week into another new year it's time to give a few Top Ten listings.
Normally this sort of review is left to the end of the year to remind everyone of what's actually occurred in the year gone-by. However I'm eager to be one step ahead of every other publication and state the best things of the year thus far. Since we're not even a full seven days into the year the fight for a top listing wasn't as fierce as it could have been. Here we go:
Top Sandwiches I've Eaten This Year:
1. Harvey's Buffalo Chicken Sandwich
2. A venison and provolone cheese sandwich my Mom made me.
3. Peanut butter on a spoon. ( Won placement by default)
Top Movies of the Year 2006:
1. The Frighteners (purchased with gift certificate)
2. Animated GIF Banner Ad on some website I saw.
3. Random blinking of outside street lights.
Top Vocalized Annoyed Grunt:
1. Realized tap was leaking outside.
2. Left laundry in washer over holidays.
3. Headphones almost falling into open oven.
Best Night-time Sleep of 2006:
Category Not Applicable (Insomnia & Too Much Caffeine)
Most Number of Successive Sneezes:
3 times (during morning shower)
Most Number of Swear Words Said in One Day:
6 + (bad mood, no provocation)
Most Boring Moment of 2006:
Was tempted to actually read a spam newsletter as it might have some impact on my social life.
Realized futility of such occurrence; sighed loudly.
Least Favourite Soup of the Year:
Beef and Vegetable from Campbell's (Had very little beef/vegetables. Mostly broth/disappointment)
That's about all of the top experiences of the year so far.
I think it's been a pretty good year overall. Though it will be tough to move on past that terrible soup.
What will 2007 hold in store for me? Who knows... we can only look forward to the future with hope.
Hope for a better soup.
Normally this sort of review is left to the end of the year to remind everyone of what's actually occurred in the year gone-by. However I'm eager to be one step ahead of every other publication and state the best things of the year thus far. Since we're not even a full seven days into the year the fight for a top listing wasn't as fierce as it could have been. Here we go:
Top Sandwiches I've Eaten This Year:
1. Harvey's Buffalo Chicken Sandwich
2. A venison and provolone cheese sandwich my Mom made me.
3. Peanut butter on a spoon. ( Won placement by default)
Top Movies of the Year 2006:
1. The Frighteners (purchased with gift certificate)
2. Animated GIF Banner Ad on some website I saw.
3. Random blinking of outside street lights.
Top Vocalized Annoyed Grunt:
1. Realized tap was leaking outside.
2. Left laundry in washer over holidays.
3. Headphones almost falling into open oven.
Best Night-time Sleep of 2006:
Category Not Applicable (Insomnia & Too Much Caffeine)
Most Number of Successive Sneezes:
3 times (during morning shower)
Most Number of Swear Words Said in One Day:
6 + (bad mood, no provocation)
Most Boring Moment of 2006:
Was tempted to actually read a spam newsletter as it might have some impact on my social life.
Realized futility of such occurrence; sighed loudly.
Least Favourite Soup of the Year:
Beef and Vegetable from Campbell's (Had very little beef/vegetables. Mostly broth/disappointment)
That's about all of the top experiences of the year so far.
I think it's been a pretty good year overall. Though it will be tough to move on past that terrible soup.
What will 2007 hold in store for me? Who knows... we can only look forward to the future with hope.
Hope for a better soup.







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Hurray for Two Thousand Six!!!!
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