Sprinkles
Okay gentlemen, let's run over the rules again.
Let's talk quickly about restroom behavior and procedure.
When you plan to use the stall in a public restroom you have to remember only two very basic rules:
1. IF you're going #1, flip up the toilet seat.
2. IF you're going #2, flip the toilet seat down.
Rule number two is negotiable; number one is not!
We don't care how good you think your marksmanship is, we're all far from a crack-shot dead eye. Therefore as a kindness to others, reduce the risk of friendly fire mishaps and just push that seat up. Use your shoe if you have to. Blast it back with C4. Whatever it takes, Duke; just get it out of the blast radius.
Because when nature sends and attachment with the next email you get, you don't want to have to surf the last guy's wake. It's disgusting. Mark your own territory, there, Cujo. Don't make the night-shift clean up your mistakes.
Good. We're done here.
Let's talk quickly about restroom behavior and procedure.
When you plan to use the stall in a public restroom you have to remember only two very basic rules:
1. IF you're going #1, flip up the toilet seat.
2. IF you're going #2, flip the toilet seat down.
Rule number two is negotiable; number one is not!
We don't care how good you think your marksmanship is, we're all far from a crack-shot dead eye. Therefore as a kindness to others, reduce the risk of friendly fire mishaps and just push that seat up. Use your shoe if you have to. Blast it back with C4. Whatever it takes, Duke; just get it out of the blast radius.
Because when nature sends and attachment with the next email you get, you don't want to have to surf the last guy's wake. It's disgusting. Mark your own territory, there, Cujo. Don't make the night-shift clean up your mistakes.
Good. We're done here.
2 Comments:
And how.
Maybe we need a terror squad just to scare of bejezzus out of those who shot 'through the hoop'. Crash into the stall, guns pointed. You are a good shot? How about these shots?
I like it. Let's fund this!
The Stall Squads!
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