Have Wit

Hey kids,

The thought crossed my mind that perhaps we don't have enough euphemisms for 'stupid'. Don't ask why I thought of this, just roll with it. Here are a few that struck me from having heard them before or constructed them on my own. I'll leave you, the gentle reader, to determine which are fresh and which are yesterday's salad.

- The jar's full but the label's missing.
- The net is in the water but his boat is on the dock.
- An experiment in Artificial Stupidity.
- One clown short of a circus.
- A sock short of a full load.
- Smart as a bag of hair.
- He's only bright when it's sunny.
- The melon is over-ripe.
- Couldn't find handprints on a stripper's ass.
- Wears the helmet, sold the bike.
- Not the brightest hammer in the shed.
- Fuck the wheel, the hampster done shot himself.

I'd go on but the rest are derivatives of the ones above. Or something ten metres away being funny. Either way. It's late and I just wanted to post. Don't begrudge me my musings. Do you think it's easy to be both entirely consumed with rage AND be coherent in each post? Well, it is but I'm lazy, too.

I'm done here.