A Spirited Argument

Thoughts from a ghost:

“Here I am, in the great hereafter. I have lived a life of greatness; experiencing many moments of love, laughter, amazement, bemusement, and joy. I have shuffled loose the mortal coil and traversed beyond the reaches of science and philosophy. I found that which lies within Nirvana, Valhalla, and Heaven. The wondrous achievements of mankind displayed before me as a beautiful story told from time itself. The mysteries of the Universe and life itself have become clear to me as a single declaration of purpose and meaning. All that is, ever was or ever will be is with me now for an eternity. I may now lay tranquil with satisfaction in knowing my part of greatness will last forever.

Now it’s time to hide your closets, whisper at night and knock shit over. Boo!”