Panty (and Wallpaper) Peeler
Today at the gym there was a thick cloud choking the oxygen from the air. A dense fog of cologne haunted the locker room like a dark demon of musk and desperation.
I think that Axe no longer comes in handy aerosol canisters. Instead, now it comes in a Triple-Coat Finish blasting canister and optional Over-Nite marinade. Let not only your reputation precede you, but a wafting funk of store-bought testosterone.
I suppose since dropping GHB into a girl's tequila is no longer trendy, the next best thing is to cloud her judgment with an antiperspirant. It means she can't smell that you're full of shit.
Does Axe Body-spray actually work? Does it literally peel the panties from the ladies? Are the advertisements actual, documented facts of pure lustful abandon? I doubt it; but I'm sure there are some ethically spotty lawyers who can scare me up some cash on that theory alone.
Anyone want to join my class-action suit?
I think that Axe no longer comes in handy aerosol canisters. Instead, now it comes in a Triple-Coat Finish blasting canister and optional Over-Nite marinade. Let not only your reputation precede you, but a wafting funk of store-bought testosterone.
I suppose since dropping GHB into a girl's tequila is no longer trendy, the next best thing is to cloud her judgment with an antiperspirant. It means she can't smell that you're full of shit.
Does Axe Body-spray actually work? Does it literally peel the panties from the ladies? Are the advertisements actual, documented facts of pure lustful abandon? I doubt it; but I'm sure there are some ethically spotty lawyers who can scare me up some cash on that theory alone.
Anyone want to join my class-action suit?
1 Comments:
Ahh yes, Axe.... if you spray enough of it on you might be able to mask your insecurity.
They should have named that stuff "Sledgehammer", 'cause it's as Subtle as.
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