Face University

Here's a quick tip, kids.

Don't put stuff online.

Too often are today's youth busted by putting the asinine things they do on Facebook or MySpace. If anyone, I would expect the Gen-Y and post to realize that anything that hits the digital realm will be Google cached, Flickr'd and 'Tubed.

It's you and your buddies doing a Keg Stand in your Junior High. It's those sexy topless shots you sent to your boyfriend. They're the candid phone-cam pics of you doing blow off of a mule at the underground grow-op. And they're all destined to show up in your boss' inbox on the following Monday. Or worse; your parents' blog.

Next time, plan ahead. At the next Donkey Show you attend or the next Nude Mile, do you and your career a favor. Nix the cameras and leave the phone at home.

Or at least have the courtesy to tag the photos "Political Career Enders" just so we all know where to look.

I'm done here.