Do you hate YOUR freedom?

Here is a great merger between an intelligent use of technology and a total ignorance of current social and political trends.

The Micro GPS Mail Logger

For those of you who don't want to read, it's a small, envelope sized device that is actually a GPS device. It allows you to track your own packages and parcels without bothering with a shipping company.



Notice how it has insides made out of all sorts of electronic bits, transistors, and the dark arts. All encased in a mysterious black box of intrigue and suspicion. No one will give it a second look, right?

This is one great way to clear out the inspection station at the post office It's also a great way for you to get extradited to a foreign prison and killed.

But, as you're standing there in your black hood, wires strung to your genitals, and are being bitten by guard dogs, you'll be satisfied in knowing your package of vintage Atari games arrived safely!